Million Monster Militia
A roguelike recruitment sim where you battle demonic overlords by cobbling together a militia for its strategic synergies.
Monster Loves You Too!
An graphic novel adventure about surviving in Monster society.
AaaaaAAaaaAAAAaAAAAA!!! Remastered
The next chapter in our award-winning skydiving series!
T-Minus 30
Build a City. Assemble a Space Fleet. Flee the Earth. All in 30 minutes.
Our Menu
So, this website template allows us to add food menu items to the page. We’re not a restaurant, but if we were, here’s some of the things we might offer:
Sentient Ice Cream—$10 Billion
I mean, look at this. I’d pay ten billion dollars for this. This thing would kill for you, if you asked it.
Bison Bear Combo – $15 Million
It looks like a bison is standing on a bear. Looks tasty, right? This can be yours for a cool fifteen million.
Natural Dancers – $3.2M/pp
These are not strictly a food item, but you can rent a dance troupe for your birthday and/or wedding.
But we are actually a restaurant, so we do really offer the above items. Do buy them. $$$.
See Us On Tour
July 2023
Touring on the moon alongside Space Capsule Games.
August 2023
Skydiving from the Maldives while on a patented work-life vacation.
September 2023
Eating 5 tons of bagels, again, from the moon, this time with moon.
October 2023
Reviving the dead in a small, botique motel in Arkansas.
November 2023
Rain date for second helium contest, location TBA.
December 2023
In Pandemic lockdown in Boston, Massachusetts again.
January 2024
Intrastellar cheese tasting session in the our home star system.
February 2024
Paperless origami tournament from the halls of your old high school.
Marchuary 2024
Invading Manchuria
with an army of plastic pieces.
This has all happened before.